imwithkanye:

First Look: The End Of The World

Co-written and co-directed by Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg, the film co-stars Paul Rudd, James Franco, Emma Watson, Aziz Ansari, Jason Segel, Rihanna, Jonah Hill, Michael Cera, Danny McBride and Jay Baruchel all playing themselves (or thinly veiled versions of themselves) who have to forgo their celebrity status when imminent doom looms large over the earth.

imwithkanye:

First Look: The End Of The World

Co-written and co-directed by Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg, the film co-stars Paul Rudd, James Franco, Emma Watson, Aziz Ansari, Jason Segel, Rihanna, Jonah Hill, Michael Cera, Danny McBride and Jay Baruchel all playing themselves (or thinly veiled versions of themselves) who have to forgo their celebrity status when imminent doom looms large over the earth.

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nprfreshair:

John Powers describes Lee Daniel’s post-Precious film Paperboyas a “Southern white trash thriller that’s basically like a Jim Thompson novel made by John Waters.”
It involves Zac Efron, Matthew McConaughey, urination, masturbation, Nicole Kidman, a murder plot and John Cusack.

Sounds like my kind of movie.

nprfreshair:

John Powers describes Lee Daniel’s post-Precious film Paperboyas a “Southern white trash thriller that’s basically like a Jim Thompson novel made by John Waters.”

It involves Zac Efron, Matthew McConaughey, urination, masturbation, Nicole Kidman, a murder plot and John Cusack.

Sounds like my kind of movie.

newqueenbee:

larrystylinson-moments:

wandeeful:

The Adventurous Adventures of One Direction!

this is. the best thing. you will ever watch.

needs to be on my personal blog, too.

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theatlantic:

Why Women Will Rule the Economy of the Future

Women are poised to dominate our workforce in the coming years. With each passing decade, more Americans have gone to school and earned a higher degree. But as shown in this chart above, which I compiled from data in a pair of annual reports released by the National Center for Education Statistics, nearly all of that progress since 1975 has been among females (in GREEN).
Women passed men in bachelor’s attainment in 1995 and haven’t looked back since. By 2000, a higher share of females were earning Master’s degrees, where they now out-compete males 8.8 percent to 5.1 percent. The pattern has been similar across every racial demographic. Among whites, blacks, Hispanics, and Asians, women have simply made more progress.  
Read more. [Image: Jordan Weissmann]

theatlantic:

Why Women Will Rule the Economy of the Future

Women are poised to dominate our workforce in the coming years. With each passing decade, more Americans have gone to school and earned a higher degree. But as shown in this chart above, which I compiled from data in a pair of annual reports released by the National Center for Education Statistics, nearly all of that progress since 1975 has been among females (in GREEN).

Women passed men in bachelor’s attainment in 1995 and haven’t looked back since. By 2000, a higher share of females were earning Master’s degrees, where they now out-compete males 8.8 percent to 5.1 percent. The pattern has been similar across every racial demographic. Among whites, blacks, Hispanics, and Asians, women have simply made more progress.  

Read more. [Image: Jordan Weissmann]

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“I swear to god, Steve, I will drop the PASIV out of this fucking window if you don’t tell me RIGHT NOW why you thought taking this goddamn job was a good idea, what with Bucky running around our heads trying to shoot us out of our dreams.”

“Can’t you feel it, Clint? You’re antsy. We’re all antsy. We’ve been the best dreamshare team there is out there since Cobb’s disbanded, and we haven’t gone under in over a year.”

Avengers Inception AU  wherein Thor of Odin Corp. hires Steve Rogers’ elite dreamsharing team to perform inception on his brother, Loki, and a shade of their ex-resident thief Bucky (who was killed when the team’s last job went horribly wrong) tries his best to sabotage it.

Or: Steve extracts, Tony builds, Clint runs point, Natasha’s a master of impersonation, Bruce concocts, Thor’s a tourist, and things happen.

(via heathicorn)

“I swear to god, Steve, I will drop the PASIV out of this fucking window if you don’t tell me RIGHT NOW why you thought taking this goddamn job was a good idea, what with Bucky running around our heads trying to shoot us out of our dreams.”

“Can’t you feel it, Clint? You’re antsy. We’re all antsy. We’ve been the best dreamshare team there is out there since Cobb’s disbanded, and we haven’t gone under in over a year.”

Avengers Inception AU  wherein Thor of Odin Corp. hires Steve Rogers’ elite dreamsharing team to perform inception on his brother, Loki, and a shade of their ex-resident thief Bucky (who was killed when the team’s last job went horribly wrong) tries his best to sabotage it.

Or: Steve extracts, Tony builds, Clint runs point, Natasha’s a master of impersonation, Bruce concocts, Thor’s a tourist, and things happen.

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19/100

Can you imagine having Amy Poehler as your comedy mom?

19/100

Can you imagine having Amy Poehler as your comedy mom?

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[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

wittels:

I shouldn’t be allowed to use imovie

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thedailywhat:

Supercut of the Day: It really was inevitable:

You weren’t asking for this, but now it’s in your way: Our “Call Me Maybe” supercut video, featuring 75 of the most viral covers, lip dubs, dance numbers and artistic reinterpretations of the Carly Rae Jepsen jam that [Popdust] just dubbed the best song of 2012′s first half. If you thought the song was intoxicating before, just wait till you see it performed on accordian, lip synched by three shirtless dudes in a river, and danced to by an overzealous girl alone in a closed Burger King.

[crushable]

This is perfect and 2:35 is the best part.

It’s a surprise [Edward] Norton and [Wes] Anderson have never worked together before, they are of the same era and rose to prominence at roughly the same time. ‘We were making Fight Club when Bottle Rocket came out,’ Norton remembers. ‘Brad [Pitt] and I were so obsessed with it that we kept trying to slip references to Bottle Rocket into Fight Club and [David] Fincher kept saying, “I know what that is, stop it!”’
The Independent (via 100newfears)

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Anonymous asked: Alrighty, I'll bite.
Weird things you do while you're alone.
And
Kill, Marry, Fuck: Tumblr style.

Well one weird (and narcissistic) thing that I do while I’m alone would be interviewing myself. I listen to a lot of podcasts and sometimes I’ll pretend I’m a guest on one of them and I’ll answer questions that the podcast’s host has recently asked a guest. Or I’ll make up new questions for the host to ask me. I did this when I was a kid too. I would sit in front of my mirror and pretend I was a guest on the Rosie O’Donnell show. 

For KMF, I would kill any of those tumblr’s that post those annoying quotes about how to behave like “real” or “classy” lady. I would marry animalstalkinginallcaps because I would never stop laughing, and I would fuck fuckyeahindieboys. Specifically this one.

ericstriffler:

YEEEES YES YES

ericstriffler:

YEEEES YES YES

theshocktalking:

Every now and then I’m reminded that NYU is a pretty cool place. Like when our Alumni Magazine is sent out and there’s a 6-page spread featuring Aziz, Aubrey, and Donald. 

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So no one is on Tumblr right now because it is almost noon, but I’m going to post this anyway. Plug em in the ask box.

anotsaint:

livinginchaos:

THESE ARE ACTUALLY GOOD QUESTIONS.

  1. the person i like and why i like them.
  2. a famous person i’ve been compared to.
  3. 5 things that irritate me about the same sex/opposite sex.
  4. the best thing that has happened to me this week.
  5. weird things i do when i’m alone.
  6. how i’d spend ten thousand bucks.
  7. things i like and things i don’t like about the way i look.
  8. my last night out in detail.
  9. something that makes me sad when i think about it.
  10. something i’ve lied about.
  11. would i rather be stranded on a desert island with someone i love for ten years or someone i hate for a month? explain why.
  12. something i’m currently worrying about.
  13. one person from tumblr i’d throw off a cliff, one i’d marry and one i’d fuck.
  14. something i do without realising.
  15. lyrics that apply to my current situation/mood.
  16. a drunken story.
  17. something i regret.
  18. post a picture of myself.
  19. my longest relationship and who it was with.
  20. press ctrl v and post.
  21. post a bit of my last IM convo.
  22. 5 things i want to change.
  23. my view on being tumblr famous.
  24. someone i’d like to be for a day and why.
  25. 5 things within touching distance.
  26. story of my first kiss.
My name is Sandra Lynn. I tend to be a happy person.  cool kid(s) viewing this mess.

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